Wife: “I can’t believe that you spent $5000 on hearing aids and you never wear them!”
Me: “No. I spent $5000 to figure how that most people don’t say anything I need to hear…”
Wife: “I can’t believe that you spent $5000 on hearing aids and you never wear them!”
Me: “No. I spent $5000 to figure how that most people don’t say anything I need to hear…”