Being “That” Guy

As I write this, today is my wedding anniversary. Well, to be more specific, it is the wedding anniversary of my FIRST marriage.

I never thought I would be the “that” guy who would get divorced; The “usual” reasons for divorce (so I thought at the time) didn’t apply to me. My marital oaths are gospel in my eyes; I work hard, don’t stray, financially astute, no drugs, lightweight drinker, pleasant sense of humor. Now I’m ugly as a dog’s butt, but I figure if I got a girl to accept my marriage proposal, I had to assume looks wouldn’t be high on her priority list.